Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.

This is some nasty Cum crunch

by Bony McGee May 12, 2014

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

cum blush

The redness in the face, neck, and upper torso right after an orgasm.

My girlfriends cum blush is adorable.

by pandahacker March 7, 2015

cum hiccup

When a women queefs after a cream pie

I filled her up so good, after she cum hiccuped

by Notmyrealname123456789 March 17, 2015

cum fund

The emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, sex dolls, toys, flesh lights, prostitutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. The fund shall be of a man or woman's greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why

Friend: hey bro I need to tap into my cum fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll

by Happy turd June 17, 2015

Gum cum

extremely sticky cum that is abnormally sweet

they had such gum cum

by Faylin.the.gay July 11, 2015