by Andrwyn January 22, 2014
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indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
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Get the cum hiccup mug.The emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, sex dolls, toys, flesh lights, prostitutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. The fund shall be of a man or woman's greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why
Friend: hey bro I need to tap into my cum fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll
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