Chris

So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie

girl 1: “OMG CHRIS IS SO HOTTT“
girl 2:“ get over it, he is an actual asshole.”

by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020

Chris Olsen

A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!

Chris Olsen is a dick

by True king February 16, 2019

chris

loves eating ass

chris loves eating peoples ass

by bootyluvur November 24, 2021

chris

big headed freak

he a chris

by Lilsmok2019 July 26, 2023

Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Chris

Chris is a funny, cool, cute, dark hair and brown eyes kid everyone love! He always down for parties or hanging out with friends!! Chris has lots of girls and makes them disappear. He only favors his best friends and sisters! Chris only have a certain of people or friends that he call his brothers. He also trust people that turns on him. He’s one everyone like.

Chris chased that girl

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooo November 22, 2021