April 17th

Hook up with another couple after dinner. The day when one couple swaps with another couple for the night.

April 17th is the one night I get to smash some strange.

by Rodeo1977 April 17, 2021

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018

April 9th

National send nudes fa no reason day 😁

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙

by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022

April 12th

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019

April 7

Send your friend/friends a picture of you naked

April 7 the best day to treat your friends

by Yeahdog26 April 7, 2024

April 26

Chernobyl Disaster. People died.

Fred: it's April 26!
Bob: The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union

by Baby balls November 21, 2021

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020