April 1st

April 1st is also known by many view as national gay sex day

"Hey what are you doing this weekend? Do you wanna hang out?" Jimmy asked.
"No sorry, I'm busting it down on April 1st." Tod replied.

by anonymous March 27, 2023

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April juuls

When you vape on April 1st hence the name April Juuls

If you like to vape then April 1st may have a new meaning to you April Juuls.

by J Slasher March 30, 2023

April Foul’s Day

An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.

Generally considered poor form.

They announced it as an April Fools’ Day joke, but on the wrong day! A total April Foul’s Day.

by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023

April 1st

The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.

Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!

by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023

April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

April 5th

A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)

It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)

by that one super smart guy April 1, 2023