Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Apple Shitter

Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023