Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk or/and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Dem Apples

I just wanna eat Dem apples

Dem apples taste so good

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020

Brenda Apples

A country mom who is your favorite in the neighborhood Because she always gives you food.

Girl: Hey is Brenda Apples home?
Boy: yeah she just made me a sandwich

by Pearl Macintosh February 5, 2018