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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).
Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!
by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018
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potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022
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Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas
Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala
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Potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017
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Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
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Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!
by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017
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