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Chris

Person 1: look at that guy pooping in the Macy’s display window

Person 2: yeah, still better than a Chris though
by Wylan Jeremy November 23, 2021
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Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.
Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.
by Sivert10 October 20, 2023
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chris

chris is a really sweet person he normally has an amazing personality, he’s super funny and is such an amazing person in whole. you’ll normally see chris in a flannel or sweats he is normally blonde and is literally hot asf. he’s nice ( when he wants to be) he likes calling people beaners , he’s obsessed with blonds and has a really sweet heart, you’ve just got to facetime him once and you already know he’s one of the best people you’ll meet, he’s goofy and is super hot. again. he’s tall, and likes to work out. his eyes are super pretty and his laugh is the cutest thing you’ll ever hear ! if you meet a chris keep him he’s amazing
“you’ve ever met a chris
“yes and i’m so glad”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
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Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"
by absta269 December 16, 2023
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Chris

Will C: Chris ur so hot
chris: I already know that
by will_xd May 22, 2021
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chris

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
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Chris Brookes

Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
by JVentura415 May 20, 2021
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