whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 4, 2023

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

by badboggler November 5, 2021

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

July 5

National post a picture of your bestfriend and the special person that you will always know will have your back.Friends forever <3

Hey it’s July 5 make sure to post your special person on your social media accounts .

by Stacy679 July 5, 2021

#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020