if you will

A phrase used to excuse the lack for a better word and/or kill any awkward tension in the air after mentioning something mildly aggressive or sexual.

She used... a gargantuan amount of force on him, if you will.

by LunaLee April 18, 2010

Yous

Commonly used in Jersey City. Part of the Jersey City lingo.

YOUS yelled at the baby!

by Dylan Ritter March 29, 2009

You

A basement-dweller with no life.

Your mother: Why don't you get out the basement honey?
You: SHUTUP MOM I'M FAPPING TO JAILBAIT!

by Not You... And I'm glad. August 13, 2009

on you

To cover something, or to be focused on something

Darrelle Revis has the best on you in the league.

This video is gonna suck, I have terrible on you right now.

by Ethan Zien September 19, 2011

You

You are brave,beautiful,independent,smart,strong,good and bring positive vibes.

1.you are so brave!
2.you are so beautiful!

by Good saying January 2, 2017

You

You literally means "jew" in Chinese.

You literally means "jew" in China, did you know
you got to be kidding me he's from Israel.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

You

What are you? you are an ugly fat loser, get off the couch and do something with your life. maybe go outside and touch grass? I don't even know. Go to the damn gym you fat turd and lose some of that weight, fat boy. fAT BALD FATTY BOY FAT BIG FAT TUMMY WUMMY BIG FAT BOY FATTY TURD BOY SO FATTY FAT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7

jimmy: what are you?
bob: dead
jimmy: good
bob: ok

by jimmy bob kentucky April 12, 2022