shit

Pronunciation: \ˈshit, interjectionally also ˈshç-ət\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English *shit, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scîtan to defecate
Date: circa 1526
1usually vulgar : feces
2usually vulgar : an act of defecation
3usually vulgar : nonsense, crap
4usually vulgar : any of several intoxicating or narcotic drugs; especially : heroin
5usually vulgar : damn 2
6usually vulgar : a worthless, offensive, or detestable person
7usually vulgar a—used as an interjection b—used as an intensive usually with the
— shit·ty \ˈshi-tç\ adjective usually vulgar

Duke: aye, ye peasants be shite-ing!
Prince: La! well dont be looking at them!

woman1: you have a period stain.
woman2: shit!

by chulo* April 11, 2008

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Shit on

When something bad happens due to luck or circumstances beyond ones control.

A: gotta chip off mate, the missus has just found my grumble magazine stash!
B: shit on buddy you better get there before she destroys the lot!

by Sonny801 February 8, 2012

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Shit

1. One of the eight words that so offended god, we musn't say it too much cause the curse of the black death will kill us!

2. The brown thing that comes from your ass...

1. The knights were formed to keep curse words to a minimum. Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return. A rune for each word of curse was made, representing each of the eight words that so offended God...

2. Kyle: Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?
Chef: Uh, from your ass, children.

by pascalbg January 10, 2008

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