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Queaf Whistle

An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019
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whistling starfish

An anus releasing gas/air.
by Remedy X April 24, 2005
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Alligator whistle

Refers to the act of giving or recieving fellacio and departing directly after.

Origin: She blew my whistle then said "See ya later alligator". Similar to blow and go.
She just came over for the alligator whistle.
by Red Menudo May 25, 2017
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Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.
A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling
by alt.g0d May 3, 2019
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Turd Whistle

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.
"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"
by fartsupply August 6, 2018
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snot whistle

A snot whistle is the whistling sound created when the nasal cavity can let only a small amount of air through the nostrils, thus creating an aerophone.
John: Is someone whistling quietly?
Bill: Nah, man. I've had a cold all week and now I have snot whistle.
by Jimbo Jimmy James December 14, 2009
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