Whatever [bums] your mum.

When someone doesn't have the same point of view as you, you use this saying. Usually used in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh my God! Don't you just love watching hamsters piss!?!"

"Hmm, Whatever bums your mum."

by x_Lucie September 11, 2006

whatever-time

whatever + time = whatever-time

The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.

That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!

by In the Mindway May 1, 2005

Whatever's whatever

Meaning 'it doesn't matter" or "I don't care". Usually used is a casual conversation with friends, also great for texting.

Friend: "Don't you want to clean up first?"

You: " Eh, whatever's whatever."

by SickPhrords July 10, 2010

whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

Whatever

Means i hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, raped by a shark, then eatten by it.

Whatever

by Savior730r October 27, 2011

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010