carribbean wedding dress

A drunken bride gets taken to the beach by a bunch of dark skinned islanders. They all proceed to have a bukake party on her and douse her with massive amounts of semen.

Sara got married in St. Lucia but was loned to a bunch of islanders by her husband so she could be given a Carribbean Wedding Dress.

by dino23 November 21, 2018

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Liams wedding

Liam loves a person called dakota and are going out and are probably married when ur reading this 💍🥺❤

I got invited to Liams wedding

by Liamy boiii December 31, 2020

Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021

Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022