Rio vista

It’s a Peace of shit and every ones an asshole either your popular or the biggest loser oh and can’t forget about the BIGGEST fuck boys oh and the schools here are awfulll so sorry if you live here or is going to move here

Person: hey I’m moving to Rio vista

Other: oh shit man I’m sorry that place sucks ass and everyone bitches

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ._ July 8, 2019

Vista

Some small ass city that's pretty ok to live in and hella foos be tripin and tryna catch a fade for any dumbass reason

VISTA HOMEBOYS GANG FOO

by vistanigga September 17, 2019

Plaza vista

one of the most trashy schools you could ever go to, full of terrible teachers who can’t do their jobs and more than 99% of the population consisting of Asians.

hey what’s the closest thing you get to a human landfill?
plaza vista.

by Imnotsaying... May 5, 2018

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

Vistas

Referencing the "taint" (area between the butthole and genitals)

"You're a loser bro."
"Hey, lick my vistas you asshole."

by elusivexd January 1, 2024

Vistas

(Pronounced VIS-TOS)
Referencing the "taint" (area between the butthole and genitals)

"You're a loser bro."
"Lick my vistas bitch."

by elusivexd January 1, 2024

vista

1. Make your friend buy something to test out how bad it is before you buy it.

2. Use marketing to trick someone into buying an inferior product that they later regret.

Friend 1: "You should buy Windows 11, then I'll decide whether to buy it based on your review."
Friend 2: "I'm not letting you vista me again."

Friend 1: "Hey bro, how did you get a Wii?"
Friend 2: "I got vista'd."

by doenjangnam December 26, 2022