The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.
by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022
Get the Vegan Eyesmug. Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.
by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020
Get the temporary veganismmug. Forces people to go vegan, doesn't realise veganism is a diet not a religion and doesn't bother to notice that Jesus ate fish
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella
by super kk slider March 15, 2021
Get the That Vegan Teachermug. A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.
Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.
by Centauri_ September 21, 2019
Get the Vegan Catmug. by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019
Get the vegan penismug. Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.
Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.
Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.
1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.
2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS
2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS
by "4ChanDOTgov" December 25, 2016
Get the vegan gainsmug. Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:
"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020
Get the vegan slaughterhousemug.