A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
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After typing messages on an instant messenger (such as AOL or AIM)you find yourself typing random words without the intent to acctually send them to your friend. Sometimes you dont even know your doing it.
Hey John how are ya?
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Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'
Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
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Get the TypicalType mug.This present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on Skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. In such an instance, it's more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:
"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.
You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)
"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.
You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)
J. Man2999: Aw sheeyit! It's almost 2012! End of the world, clickkk!
P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!
J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.
P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?
J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!
sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.
P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!
J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.
P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?
J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!
sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.
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