Ear Twinkie

A small "tic tac" sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. This is common among stubby white boys and AZN males that are superior in kung fu.

Confused Passerby: Hey luke, what's that on the side of your head?

Luke: Oh it's just my ear twinkie

Less Confused Passerby: Wow, thats pretty gross

by C.Wat September 26, 2005

Meat twinkie

-Similar to the pastry variety this breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid-schwarma, midnight, or "I didn't have anything to eat all day" food is a gourmonde special. Instead of light fluffy pastry it has an outershell of meat; predominantly ground beef but other luncheon meats, sausages, bratwurts, or gyros may and usually are added. Instead of the vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with mayonaise. The final product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between dessert and pocket snack food.

1. Korman is a meat twinkie.
2. Korman loves to eat meat twinkies.
3. Korman ate the biggest meat twinkie ever.
4. Korman went to Church St. and got a surprise when he asked for a meat twinkie.

by The real Dorian April 18, 2008

twinkie crotch

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

by Joughie April 10, 2008

ass twinkies

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

disco-twinkies

a popular hobby that Domingo Amado refers to while players are not taking the baseball game seriously.

Cut out the disco-twinkies over there. If you don't want to play baseball, take up needlepoint or gimp.

by D-ROB June 6, 2007

skin twinkie

slang for penis.

Mike offered his skin twinkie to Allie

by Billy-Hill September 14, 2020