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ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat May 13, 2005
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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traffic light colors

this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."
by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008
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TRAGICAL

Something that is so tragic yet hilarious at the same time.
Tim is such a hot mess but I still cant help myself from laughing, it is just tragical!
by leastar February 28, 2009
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traffic hazard

jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010
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Regular Traffic

A vehicle that would not make any normal person look twice. A boring looking car. One you may see every day.
Oh he has a WRX? Dude… That’s regular traffic.
by Post Shalom July 13, 2022
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Trafficated

used to describe a place or thing that has a lot of traffic.
Man Whore: Wow that party was great last night!
Jellous Friend: No, that party sucked! You only like it cause your dick was well trafficated by those hookers.
by 256Stud March 1, 2011
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