Total Rhubarb

A statement of incontrovertible fact.

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”

by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations

“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”

by julielollll August 29, 2018

Total Recalling

The act of crushing an ammonia inhalent capsule and shoving it up an unsuspecting sleeping victims nose. ** Named after the scene in the popular 80's action film Total Recall, where lead character Douglas Quaid is asked to remove a tracking device from his brain through his nasal cavity.

As I approached the stop light, ammonia inhalent capsule in hand, I couldn't resist the need to Total Recall my shithead brother who'd fallen asleep a few miles back. Needless to say, he did not like it at all. Total Recalling FTW%

by Cbass2 December 27, 2011

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow

Connor is such a total weeaboo

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012