Total Rhubarb

A statement of incontrovertible fact.

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”

by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022

totally happening

when a person, idea, project, or event goes ahead in a fully present and positive motion to complete/ follow through with itself for the awesomeness of all. A good thing.

This party is totally happening.

by PoppyT May 31, 2012

totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

Total Maniac

A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.

"I bet Dustin would huff some duster with us"
"probably not, he's all talk, total maniac."

by vaughnun June 13, 2023

Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow

Connor is such a total weeaboo

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

Totally Mcgoataly

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.

Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee

Jim: Wanna bumfuck, bro?
Jim 2: Totes mcgoats
Jim 3: Yo, can I join?
Jim: Totally Mcgoataly!

by Whopsie April 13, 2011