Tie a Knot

Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die

M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!

by HazenZ December 18, 2022

Square Knot

Type of knot you would tie.

You fuckin square

"Do you know how to tie a square knot"

"No what's that?"

"The type of knot you would tie, you fuckin square"

by Autistic Beaver January 6, 2023

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017

copengordian knot

The Copengoridan knot is in a nutshell the classic unsolvable problem of trying to be at top of the game while realizing the grass is always greener everywhere else. A triangulation of pain,longing and ambition.
The Copengordian knot has an equal german problem called Das Kölngordian Knoten.

I was so close to making a IG story to my friends of me playing Berghain when i remembered the copengordian knot. I wanted to brag but also knew they were having a blast in Dubai, where i couldn't come because i had to play Berghain.

by SImply_the_Best_of_the_Wrongs July 3, 2023

sketch knot

a person who is either strange or uncool

(a person associated with the word sketchy)

yo that dude's a total sketch knot

by Rose Rinaldi August 6, 2008

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018