Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Ferret

SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys

My ferret hid his toy

by FERRET MOMMY May 26, 2021

Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

by TJ247 April 4, 2020

ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019