TJ

The pure fucking embodiment of sexiness who is friends with benefits to a little man with split dyed hair who can't do shit for himself. Can do very nice impressions of hot skeleman, and is the definition of a malewife but better.

"Ay yo do you know TJ?"

"GRRRRR GGREGFASHDFTRAFSDTYFSHD *goes rabid*"

by aq3ro May 8, 2022

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TJ boy

an 18/19 year old guy in TJ yeshiva, loves mikes, the shuk, and random alleyways in town.

Ew he’s a TJ boy, he’s not gonna be loyal.

by idkwhoiamanonymous May 11, 2022

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TJ is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He’s sweet, kind, athletic, smart, and funny. But he doesn’t think he is. When you look into his eyes you can’t help but fall in love a little more. When he smiles at you, you can’t help but smile back. TJ will do everything he can to make you smile when you feel sad. Kids love him, and every time you see him playing with them, you can’t help but think what an amazing father he’ll be someday. TJ wants to do what’s right, and works hard to become the best version of himself as he can. Arguing with TJ is hard to do, because he will feel so bad for whatever it is you‘re mad at him for, even if it’s something small. Because he doesn’t want you to ever be sad. You have to be careful what you say to him when you’re mad, because he will take it to heart. All he wants to do is make you happy.

TJ is the best thing to ever happen to you. Don’t ever let him go or push him away. You’ll regret it.

Girl: I’m dating TJ.
Girl 2: You’re so lucky! He’s the nicest boy there is.

by Ku’uanelamakamae September 24, 2022

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The manliest gigachad of TJ's. motherfucking bitch that likes kermit the frog. goes by Moss online because theyre one of those lgbtq biches, smh. so disappointing. could have been such a good inspiration to men and women around the world.

Kidding. they're cool and still very manly. The type to have annoying brothers though.

They beat Tate in a fight.

Note: they are drug dealers from poland.

"are you a boy or a girl?"

TJ" "the fucking manliest gigachad"

*pulls out a shotgun and blasts them*

by tree mf which is cool yk October 2, 2022

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TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.

Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.

by Watch dog October 8, 2022

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TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022

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