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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
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mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021
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scoop and throw

The act of reaching between your legs, laying a live turd on your hand and flinging it in someone's face. Usually performed in the heat of an argument.
Yo Bron! I was hangin out in A&E when this gal starts fightin over her man, and pulls a perfect scoop and throw in the face of his 2 timing trout
by Kii_wii October 21, 2015
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Snatch her wig and throw her in

The act of snatching someone's wig off and throwing the then wigless person into the trash also known as Garbage.
Jessica: I hate that girl she's such trash
Mr.Wilson: you gotta snatch her wig and throw her in she's such trash
by Jessica's Mom January 22, 2021
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Throwback Thursday

When you put a picture from a "while" ago on your social media sites
omq Throwback Thursday, I needa find a photo of myself from like hella lonq ago and post it on facebook
by myreinder February 20, 2012
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Throwing shapes

The act of forming shapes in the air with ones hands and arms, whilst dancing - usually at a rave.
by Shalroth August 23, 2005
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Throwmance

A romantic relationship that will one day be thrown away... Usually for an upgrade.
"Hey, Denton, you getting serious with that girl?"

"No way, Mel, it's just a throwmance!"
by Deff September 9, 2008
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