North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.

The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome

by Hvactree October 11, 2023

Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from different time zones within the same country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed had jawns from the east coast, midwest, and west coast… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024

royal threesome

When two Armenian guys treat a lady like a princess then pamper and spoil her throughout the night as they turn her into a queen, and once the night is over, they turn the girl into a slave into the bedroom, dominating her sexually

hey lets royal threesome Ali

by royal threesome October 17, 2014

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

Bee's threesome

A woman blowing a guy and impregnating a woman with his load

Mary had a Bee's threesome with the couple down the street last night.

by Zicoesk March 15, 2020

friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021