Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017

Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

Wind Lippin'

A term used to describe a female who is not wearing underwear beneath her clothing. The female equivalent to free ballin'

Hey Katie, are you wind lippin' today?

I can't try on those pants, I'm wind lippin' today.

by acan81 July 2, 2015

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

wind surge

An extended, audible fart.

My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.

by MayorLongwell November 13, 2019

Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006