Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.
Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.
by The Captain Janeway February 21, 2011
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wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.
"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke
by glaring August 16, 2013
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Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.
Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out
by Dankaa October 21, 2016
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Wig Out

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"

ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!

2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."

BF--"Why?"

Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"
by MimiMami April 07, 2018
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Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.
Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.
by all4msp1 May 27, 2010
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couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin
"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."
by mayonaise June 18, 2021
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Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?
by gpoops22 February 22, 2012
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