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The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021
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the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
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Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
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thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.
I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.
by charlidanelio January 12, 2021
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Threads

Have you tried Threads?
by tbk-i-win June 19, 2025
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Threading

You a re a real threading tray
by Hugeahole June 20, 2025
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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
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