national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity
national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.
by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020
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National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does
Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.
by JoeMa_ April 04, 2023
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loot raccoon

Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.
Ryan is a total loot raccoon, he just can't help himself...
by Timethor March 10, 2019
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Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
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Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
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Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
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