Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.
I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.
by Jakky567 October 13, 2017
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Berkes Handshake

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.
by umadbro?! October 04, 2011
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chase it with a handshake

what only the most classy drinkers do at a party.
Better than chasing with a soda or beer.
Based of the cheap "chase it with a high-five"
The motion of shaking hands gives the drinker something to focus on besides the burn and gives said drinker something to clench to when burn is most severe.
Best done with two drinkers simultaneously.
what are you doing with that soda man, chase it with a handshake.
by lostlemur September 02, 2010
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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles March 29, 2018
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The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.
"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"
by Ernest Graves August 10, 2023
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English Handshake

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 21, 2018
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