1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops October 17, 2008
When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.
I gave her the Colfax gentleman
by Daredick November 05, 2018
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories February 02, 2012
After a fancy dinner, Jenny enjoys a gentlemans whisper. She finds the vintage to be familiar and soothing. But, buyer beware, sometimes if the vintage is bad you end up with a cold lunch.
by John Mexico June 23, 2017
Where one participate in the act of masturbation swiftly followed by entering a warm/hot bath.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.
“Think I might stay in and have Gentleman’s Knockout tonight”.
“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”
“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”
by Archie Richmond January 18, 2020
by siesindeinescheisskopf August 03, 2006
While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"
by mtapa May 15, 2013