pissy ditch

another word for a p*ssy b!tch

did you see what curfew said? what a pissy ditch.

by beppo7 April 7, 2021

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018

chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 2, 2018

ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.

Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.

by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020