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Couch Cobra

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.
"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."
by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007
mugGet the Couch Cobramug.

black cobra

"Yo, homie. I heard she saw your black cobra"
by swagiloctopus March 28, 2014
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spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating
"I showed her my spitting cobra"
by myghee July 3, 2005
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cobra lung

when a fine ass broad be deepthroatin a big black dick so good that it go down in her lung
damn clarence, look at dat white bitch meredith cobra lung gunnin darryl.. daaaaaaaaaamn
by yaboyshamique June 25, 2008
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king cobra

extra large labia that opens up like a cobra.
by annnie o March 8, 2009
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Cobra commander

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011
mugGet the Cobra commandermug.

Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons
by Kingmaker May 16, 2006
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