Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.

I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!

by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017

Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.

by Carlxyz August 9, 2012

Viktor's Bathroom

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.

Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!

by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012

bathroom talk

A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.

-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.

- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?

by Notasimpdude April 17, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020