atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians
Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.
by The epitome of greatness July 11, 2008
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Atheist

Atheists are people people who think the science and scientists know everything and that the very limited human intelligence is the most powerful thing ever.

Atheists favorite past-time is to mock Christians for their beliefs, because Atheists lack the balls to mock Muslims, proving, that like all bullies, Atheists are cowards at heart.
Atheist. "You're Christian? Hahahaha! Fucking idiot! I spit on you!"
Christian: "That's okay i love you still."

Atheist: "What you're Muslim? Hahahaha! Fucking idio*Gets shot*
by PhallusMaximus April 29, 2011
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Atheist

A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.
I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013
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Atheist

A person that basically says that humans were just a mere coincidence, thus making life pointless.
Atheist scientists believe that the world took billions of years to make. Yeah, maybe for them. It only took me six days. --God
by God's Hands N Feet August 10, 2011
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Atheists

People who don't understand why we are here.
Or stupid people
Man 1 : does God love atheists ?
Man 2 : yes, HE MADE THEM!
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A racist,anti-Christian hate group just like Satanists.
atheists are fuckin buttholes
by bye,happy EARTH DAY! February 17, 2005
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Atheist

A person who does not acknowledge the existence of any God or Gods. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "atheist belief". The entire concept of atheism means that you are free from dogma and must have your own ideas.
(Typical fundamentalist Christian response)

-Suzy doesn't believe God is real, she's an atheist!
-Yeah, well, so am I...
-WITCHES!!!
by God_doesn't_give_a_shit May 30, 2010
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