Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018

Zachary

Everyone likes (Zachary). He can be shy but what he doesn't know is that all women are in to him.

Zachary is the best!

by Zachary is the best November 8, 2019

zachary

a good friend you will know your whole life but then one day a zachary will start being a dick because he is a dick and will always be a dick so do not be friends with a zachary

person1 is that zach
person2 ya

person1 hey zachary
zachary shut the fuck up

by drakeo 761 November 20, 2019

Zachary

Best boy ever. Amazing and caring. Such a sweetheart, funny and cute. Always makes people, me, happy. Always there when you need him, no matter what he's doing. A roblox player with no life, jkjk he has a life he is just lifeless when it comes to roblox. Very cool and awesome friend, boyfriend at this point. You would be sad if u lost him. trust me. Keep him. He mine tho so as a friend :)

i got no idea tbh lmao im just writting this bc im bored and bc i love me a Zachary :)

by ExtraDemonicPieceOfShit May 4, 2019

Zachary

Zachary is someone you will always want to have by your side. He is very loyal to all his friends and put them first. He is tall, usually reaching above 6 feet and is very handsome. He attracts many girls and is said to be the best kisserthere is. He is very confident and never backs down from a challenge. He is often popular and naturally good at every sport he plays but prefers to play basketball, hockey and volleyball. He will always have your back and b there for you when u need him most.

“That guys is amazing.”
“He is probably a Zachary.”

by Tyler Noel May 8, 2019

Zachary Webber

A god also a very good person that likes penis

Wow a Zachary Webber

by Yo momma o’clock May 10, 2019