Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.
"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."
by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017
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Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
An overweight hockey mom.
by leonmktg October 17, 2022
A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .
Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022
by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 24, 2013
Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.
All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.
All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.
by Paddywhack- November 24, 2021