Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008

sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

shiny gomez

Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.

I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.

by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019

Shiny Dick

When you take a dick pic with the flash on.

Yo, Ma boy gave me a shiny dick!*Black chick voice*
Youz a dirty hoe. ;-;

by cowbellnipples May 11, 2015

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

by Bill&bob October 04, 2023

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 04, 2025

The Shiny

Shiny. When used if someone has a bald head, or a very low haircut like a buzz cut. Shiny relates to the sun shining on there head making it shiny. (jahye made this up btwtwtw)

Person 1: Bro look at the teachers head.
Person 2: YOO he got the shiny.
Person 1: Fr

by someranomdnynigga December 30, 2023