the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact

Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale

by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)

GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.

by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010

sergian scale

Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.

Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.

Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...

by mister ti June 6, 2005

Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong

Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.

by Leather Beast December 14, 2007

Far Scale

This is a name given to a scale, used to address how far a male/female has gone with someone.

1-hug.
2-holding hands.
3-kiss on cheek.
4-kiss on lips (no tongues)
5-kiss on lips (with tongues)
6-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (no tongues)
7-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (with tongues)
8- upper body fondling
9- lower body fondling
10- full monty.

Rebecca- how far on the "far scale" have you gone with steve?
Lucy- 10 but dont tell any-one!x

by LoveGoddessx September 30, 2010

Urban Scale

Rating of a word on Urban Dictionary

That's not a word,

Yes it is, number 3 on the Urban Scale

by AusLunar December 17, 2008