by Cum shotttttttttt August 09, 2023
A videographer was about to produce a webcast and asked if the server admin set up the media server to accept connections on Port 90 because it was not working. Knowing the videographer pulled the port # out of the air, the server admin called bullshit. The server admin knew that port 1935 was the main port with port 81 set up as a failover. Going forward, whenever someone 'made shit up' the media server team would respond with "Port 90". Leaving the bullshitter with more questions than answers.
An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
Woman is speeding down the road whilst talking on her cell phone. A police officer sees her on the cell phone and pulls her over.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.
by VladimirPoopen September 29, 2013
by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
by yourwrong88 November 27, 2010
Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.
by Nebraska Girl October 02, 2011
Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.
Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."
by Discorpo July 06, 2016
A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.
My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.
by Mideah January 24, 2011