Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 06, 2019
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HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB

they stank up and clog bathrooms causing floods at times because they are HOT FOR having SEX with PED0PHILES.

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YOU can walk into a bathroom at STACKS of the record BIG BIRD and any of the COFFEE HOUSES as as well as other restaurants to witness the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB being impotent with ENVY of those PED0PHILES that they feel can unplug their pipes.

Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 17, 2022
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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers
Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered
by Mtg187 October 09, 2020
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Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
by geekforbrains January 06, 2023
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plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
by Smrbitch1 February 19, 2017
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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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