Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.

I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.

by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019

patriots daddy

Nick foles and Eli manning

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy

by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018

Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021

Strong patriotism

When a supporter of the 45th U.S. President Donald J. Trump commits an illegal or unethical act solely to advance the agenda of the MAGA movement and under the guise that it’s for patriotic reasons. It’s usually some combination of insurrection, assault, lying, delusion, hate, and anything in between.

Trump: My supporters are about to do some “strong patriotism” at the U.S. Capitol. This election was stolen from us. We’re not going to have a country.

by Drumpf Johnson September 11, 2021

Patriot Dish

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.

They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.

by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020

patriot sauce

A milky condiment popular among Americans, primarily used to further enhance the flavor of greasy, processed foods. Also referred to as ranch dressing.

'Bout to polish off this pizza crust by dipping it in some patriot sauce.

Can I have a side of patriot sauce for this here corndog?

by Rafufu September 19, 2016

Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022