by Big aldo July 13, 2019
Get the farter merchantmug. 
A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
Get the Mouse Merchantmug. Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya “
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂
Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya “
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”
by Faizan Merchant November 17, 2020
Get the faizan merchantmug. A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
Get the Mileage Merchantmug. During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
Get the pen merchantmug. by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024
Get the BORIS PENALTY MERCHANTmug.