corn fed ass whippin

( noun) The physical beating following an unsolicited stupid commit typically adminstered by a very large well nourished redneck
commonly giving out to those " not from around here"

The dumb ass yankee was running his mouth so i gave him a by god corn fed ass whippin

by grainfeed June 18, 2011

Fed him his lunch

The act of beating the shit out of someone; unmerciful ass kicking; usually a term used by hockey players to define a good beatdown

Frankiee: "fuck bud this kid really pissed me the fuck off last night"
Me: "yeah? Did ya give it to him?"
Frankiee: "oh ya i fuckin fed him his lunch"

by Dust3r March 12, 2017

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

Fed the baby cock juice.

Where you fuck and creampie a pregnant pussy and you cum inside giving the baby some growing protein.

She was so hot with her baby bump and so fucked her raw dog. Creampied her and fed the baby cock juice.

by Traceboy September 20, 2018

Corn bread fed bitch

A person who grows up in the country and has homemade cornbread for every meal. Their favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel.

Here is Eastern Kentucky we pride ourselves in producing "corn bread fed bitches" because many other foods are too hard to eat without teeth.

by bcoats November 24, 2009

A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.

Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

by NIS April 26, 2013

CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 25, 2009