Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

steeped the teabag

insertion of a man's ballsack into another's mouth and bending up and down

Steve: Did you hear what happened to Devin last night?
Bob: No, what happened?
Steve: I steeped the teabag, when Devin had too much to drink last night.

by Keyser Soze 677 February 4, 2010

Pine county teabag

When someone one is noding out on heroin u drop your ballsack in there mouth

Look bro she is on the heroin get ready to do the pine county teabag

by Arliss88 January 22, 2021

Teabag Rape

To forcibly have sexual intercourse with an unwilling teabag.

With the amber colored substance on the floor and tea leaves strewn about, it was evident that we stumbled onto the aftermath of a teabag rape.

by Snoozer Quinn April 18, 2009

Tabaholic

Possessing too many tabs on the internet browser of your cell phone, tablet, or computer and strict refusal to close them because you feel like you're going to need them in the near-future.

Dude 1: Hey bro do you mind if I search up the nearest restaurant on you safari app?
Dude 2: Have at it man!
Dude 1: Bro, you have so many tabs open on your browser and I can't open a new one can I close them?
Dude 2: NO! I need all those tabs open!
Dude 1: you're such a tabaholic... I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.

by andthen??? January 23, 2017

wacky-tabacky

see wacky tabacky.

Is that wacky-tabacky I smell?

by shyte monger September 27, 2006

tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.

I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.

by Mason Olrogge December 25, 2008