A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.
by Shankapotomis August 09, 2010
An extremely emotional and physically soft man. Cries or whines at the drop of a hat, sometimes just to get “mommy’s attention” from their lady friends. Overly emotional.
He was acting like a real Teddy Boy last night. He didn’t stop whining until she gave him attention.
by Dr, Mr, Hey…Beard December 05, 2021
I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?
by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010
1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.
2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.
2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.
Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."
by xavy340 July 09, 2009
by Flashlightboy March 02, 2017
To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
by Microstakes May 16, 2008
When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.
In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"
In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"
Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)
Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"
Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."
Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"
Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."
by Matthews Grunfredo December 12, 2010