Talking about someone behind their back, mostly to point out real or perceived flaws, attack them verbally and harass them with constant criticism, but still pretending to be their friend. Usually practiced by envious "friends".
Mati: "Sebastian is such a hypocrite! Yesterday he was surround talking about us with Camila. They said all sort of mean things".
Candy: "F*ck them! They are just jealous of us!"
Candy: "F*ck them! They are just jealous of us!"
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"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
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The act of agreeing to positively represent someone, an organization, or a cause (I.E., to serve as a proxy, delegate, or surrogate) and then to completely undermine that role by speaking ill of, trashing, or otherwise exposing the inherent fallacy of the message you were supposed to communicate to a larger audience (E.G., telling the truth or cogently disseminating the opposing viewpoint's argument).
Sally: What's wrong Jon?
Jon: I asked Mike to tell my boss that I was going to be late because I had an emergency dentist appointment. Instead he sends an email to the whole office saying that hearing me wine about getting up early because I'm hungover from last night's fundraiser is completely nauseating.
Sally: Sounds like you got Surrobookered!
Jon: I asked Mike to tell my boss that I was going to be late because I had an emergency dentist appointment. Instead he sends an email to the whole office saying that hearing me wine about getting up early because I'm hungover from last night's fundraiser is completely nauseating.
Sally: Sounds like you got Surrobookered!
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Our neighborhood guarded by our genius children would not be here if it weren't for our father the surrocrat.
by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013
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After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
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