A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.
Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.
by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010
Get the Professional Stonermug. Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.
by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011
Get the Stoner Swagmug. Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"
I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.
by zeemon April 26, 2008
Get the Stoner's Ticmug. The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.
by feelgoodlost September 30, 2011
Get the stoner timemug. 1:30
Dylan: Yeah, I was there at noon just like Jarrell said. I waited for like an hour but he never showed up!
Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.
Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.
by OceanBlooms January 5, 2013
Get the Stoner Noonmug. Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."
Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"
Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"
Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug. A stoner movie is a movie that has to do with weed and is really funny usually only stoners like these movies.
by BobbyBanana December 15, 2008
Get the Stoner Moviemug.