Steven

Stevens are normally blond with blue eyes. The average height of a Steven is six feet tall. Stevens tend to be loud, funny, and caring. If he sees a friend hurt he will immediately run by their side and not leave until they feel better. Most Stevens wear glasses but for get to wear them. They are very sweet and always stand up for what is right. They are not afraid to speak their minds. A Steven is not someone who develops a crush on the first girl (or guy) they see. They tend to go after people with dark hair and dark eyes. They also like it when their crush is shorter than them so they have to go on their tippy-toes to kiss them. The ideal type for a Steven is someone who is kind, but knows how do defend people. Someone who is crazy and cheerful, but secretly hurting inside. Stevens tend to only fall in love once, so if you every get the opportunity to date a Steven, DO NOT screw up!

Shaylen: "Hey, who's that really tall blond kid?"
Zoe: "Hm? Oh, yeah, that's...that's Steven." (>///<)
Shaylen: "Do you know if he's single? Damn, he's a snacc!"
Zoe: "Sorry, he's taken."
Shaylen: "By who?! One way or another that boy will be mine!"
Zoe:"...Hi, I'm Zoe. His girlfriend."

by adf00tp May 23, 2018

Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.

Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.

by GUIpasta February 1, 2019

Steven

Steven is one of the gayest mofos in the world. He shoots his shots on guys

I’m Steven and I like dicks in my mouth yum.

by Himynameiswhat! April 11, 2019

Steven

The real meaning of obesity

Omg!!! He's steven

by abzejxz October 20, 2018

stevens

The last name of badass people. you probably shouldn't mess with these people because they will slaughter your family and leave them on meat hooks for the police to find. most of them tend to have a darker skin complexion

That stevens kid is super badass

by IL0V3NIGG3rC0cK May 24, 2018

Steven

A dog eating shrimp penis big head male

You you a steven bro

by Osso June 18, 2018

Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019