Hershy Squirts

Just another word for Diareha

Oh man keep the door closed Matt had the Hershy Squirts

by Anden 3000 September 23, 2007

Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

Rock the Squirts

To take a piss, urinate. The best way to say it.

Goddamn, I really need to rock the squirts after that 3 hour long ride

by Derpmobile November 11, 2010

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

by MRizzle December 19, 2013